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ONE-LINERS home of your favorite funny T-shirt sayings. Get them on short and long sleeve t-shirts, sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts and more.

Funny One-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Licensed to thrillFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings (insert witty phrase here)Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Do I look like a friggin' people person
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt BORN TO PARTY. FORCED TO WORK.Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Italian and Good Looking What More Could You Want?Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt German and Good Looking What More Could You Want?
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Polish and Good Looking What More Could You Want?Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Irish and Good Looking What More Could You Want?Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Ask me about my personal HELL
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Today was a total waste of makeupFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Party GirlFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm such a bad girl
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Always being right is an awful burdenFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt You have my complete attention until something better comes alongFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt YOU WANT ME YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt dropt on ma hed wen i wuz a kidFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Strangers have the best candyFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I never said it was your fault I said I would blame you
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt We all have problems. Mine are just more important than yoursFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt still plays in the sandFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt sleeps well with others
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt If you are what you eat I must be fast cheap easyFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm well traveled my mind wanders alotFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Natural Jenius
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Danger Random Mood SwingsFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt out of my way i'm going to bingoFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Lost my youth if found please return
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt WARNING I have an attitude and know how to use itFunny One-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Hard Work must have killed someoneFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm great in bed I can sleep for days
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Out of my mind back in 5 five minutesFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every moment of itFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I reach my goals by lowering my standards
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm not ignoring you your're just not worth noticingFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Your ridiculous opinion has been duly notedFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Jesus loves you it's everyone else who can't stand you
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Wanted Meaningful Overnight RelationshipFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My inner child needs a spankingFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt It's not easy being a princess
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take overFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt It's hard to be humble when you're this hot
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt And your whiny crybaby opinion would beFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I bowl therefore I drinkFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I need someone really bad are you really badFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I don't need your attitude I brought my ownFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I was young once but I can be immature forever
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Beer is good foodFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I didn't ask to be a Princess but if the crown fitsFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Beer it's what's for dinner
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt This is NOT the life I orderedFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Rehab is for quittersFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt If I throw a stick will you go away
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm not cheap but I'm on sale todayFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Not all men are annoying some are deadFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm nobody Nobody's perfect so I'm perfect
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm trying to imagine that you're interestingFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Growing old is mandatory growing up is optionalFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt You're only young once after that you need another excuse
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Good Girls are the ones who don't get caughtFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I don't discriminate I hate everyoneFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt He who laughs last thinks slowest
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Danger contents under pressureFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt will work for shoesFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt No need to yell I'm still not listening
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My dog's smarter than your honor studentFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I take life with a grain of salt a slice of lemon and a shot of tequilaFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt 24 twenty for hours in a day 24 twenty four beers in a case coincidenceFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I start working when the caffeine doesFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt When I snap you will be the first to goFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I live in my own little world but it's okay they know me hereFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I like your boyfriend
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Does it look like I careFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Your I. Q. Test came back negativeFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Unless you've been caught it doesn't count
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My dog ate my homeworkFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt If I had feelings you would be hurting them right nowFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My Ex called for directions I told him where to go
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My Ex called for directions I told her where to goFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Mom likes ME best
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt What happens with the girlfriends stays with the girlfriendsFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I don't want buns of steel I want buns of CinnamonFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Let's face it our only hope is the lottery
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Winner at a losing gameFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt It's not easy being queen of the UniverseFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm out of my mind so please leave a message
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt That's Miss Bitch to youFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My Heart belongs to What's his nameFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Everyone is entitled to my opinionFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm getting too old for this crapFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I'm too old to die young
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt You lost me at helloFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt mmm coffeeFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt you can't afford me
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dogFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt Never go to bed angry Stay up and plot your revengeFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I used to be a lifeguard but some blue kid got me fired
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happyFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt It's 5 five o'clock somewhereFunny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt I smile because you're my sister I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
Funny one-liner t-shirt sayings shirt My Parents said I could be anything so I became a drunkOne-Liner page 2 funny t-shirt sayings
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